>I Think God Is Bald


Yesterday, while driving to a church service where my dad was to speak, my mom, sister and I decided to practice the African songs we were to sing.

It was fun! Driving in the carpool lane, we were singing at the top of our lungs, reliving old memories and harmonies. I was concentrating on geting that beautiful African tenor!

All the sudden, a few feet ahead of me, stopped on the left hand side of the carpool lane, was a cop. I quickly glanced to my speedomoter and it read 85mph. The speed limit was 65 and I knew I was caught!. The bad part is, I never go that fast.

Ok, so the cop was really nice and kinda cute too….Adele says the bald ones are always nicer. Not sure how she came to that conclusion. Come to think of it, I know alot of really nice, good looking bald men. I had my camera with me and could have asked for his photo but thought maybe that was inappropriate. I think I am getting off subject so I will get back to my story.

I did not ask for mercy. How can you when it is your own fault? I was breaking the law.

When he handed me my ticket he said, “I marked down you were going 79.” He didn’t say he had actually clocked me going faster but I knew what he meant.

He didn’t let me off the hook. That would have been really really nice. But he did lower my speed to where my ticket wouldn’t be so expensive. I’m still paying the consequences but he showed some mercy.

God shows me mercy. I still have to pay the consequences but He writes off my debt completely. He is the God of all mercy and compassion. And He is even ‘nicer’ than that cop.

I wonder if God is bald.


About shandaoakley

I am a MK and have lived most of my life in Thirld World Countries. This greatly influences how I think, speak and write. I love my husband of 25 years and my three kids, ages 18, 21 and 21. We recently moved to Southern California and have set up life back in the US. I love my home, friends, animals, teaching and mostly Jesus! I believe life is a choice so I choose joy!
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2 Responses to >I Think God Is Bald

  1. >Loved this, except the ticket is a drag…sorry about that!

  2. >This made me smile…one of the only tickets I have had in my life was while I was singing with three of my little ones at the top of our lungs…praise songs…you just get caught in the moment.As for bald…it seems to be in….both young and older…and it is niceSo glad God is merciful cop!Have a great day!

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